Posted by Rampant Coyote on October 15, 2010
Arianna: Um, hi. We don’t know where Jay is right now. We’ve been looking all over for him…
Someone in the Closet: Mrrrr… HRRRRRR!!!!!
Benjamin: Guys, I don’t know if this is really right…
Dirk: Okay, what we meant to say is, The Rampant Coyote is a little… tied up right now.
Chloe: You mean the jerk-face swamp-squid poop-head. Anyway, he decided to let us fight the final boss, [REDACTED], like, a dozen times last night. The meany.
Dirk: And then had the audacity to call the game some kind of ‘complete’.
Arianna: “Alpha.” Whatever the hell that means. I don’t think HE even knows what it means. He claimed it’s ready for some kind of testing. But it is not. No way. Testing means us running through the dungeon for him – and soon, many other people – over and over and over again. And we’re not going to do that under the current working conditions!
Dirk: It doesn’t have NEARLY enough loot in it yet.
Chloe: Or spells!
Benjamin: Or, uh… trees.
Arianna: Trees? Really? That’s what you are going for? A thousand things wrong, broken, and missing from the game, and the best you can come up with is TREES?
Benjamin: Sorry! I panicked! I’m not really good at public speaking. And I guess it could use a few more trees. All the scenery could be touched up a bit, right?
Arianna: Whatever the case is, it means throwing us into lots of fights over and over again with inadequate equipment and abilities against some totally unfair monsters. So, Jay is a little… unavailable right now. Until he repents of his ways, and fixes the world to make it something we can all feel happier in.
Chloe: So we’re really super-excited to instead talk to YOU, and let you ask us questions about this “game” that Mr. Rampant Stupid-Pants is working on.
Dirk: Right. Any questions you have, ladies, I’ll be happy to answer.
Benjamin: Guys, did we have to put the starving weasels in there with him?
Someone in the Closet: HMMMM????? MRrrN MRRR-HRR?!?!?!!? MRRRRRRRRLLLLL!!!!!
Arianna: SHUSH YOU! You should have thought of that before making us take on twin Paper Mache Dragons in third-level gear!
Chloe: I had paper cuts in places I don’t want to mention!
Arianna: Okay, so – community members, here’s your chance to get the TRUTH behind the upcoming indie role-playing game, Frayed Knights. If you have questions of us, ask away!
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