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Friday, November 28, 2008
 
Mama Kills Animals
In time for Thanksgiving, and in protest to Majesco's very popular Cooking Mama game series, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has released a parody game called "Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals."

In the game, you pluck, disembowel, and chop the head off a still-bleeding turkey, make stuffing with eggs that bleed and are filled with feathers, stuff the bird, and prepare a thoroughly unappetizing meal with dirty hands as the "Mean" Mama, getting points for being "meaner" than mama by beating the clock. After this, Mama apparently gets disgusted by her own actions, goes vegan, and runs through a similar exercise preparing a Tofu Turkey. Which, I must say, looks no more appetizing to me.

Judging by many responses, the game unfortunately miscalculated its audience. I guess gamers are used to entirely unrealistic gibs, beheadings, gore, and lots of blood from games, and found the turkey-cleaning segments quite entertaining. On the plus side, though, the game is well-made, does provide an alternative in the second half, and provides little videos and text links to explain their rationale.

I am very much a carnivore, and not a big fan of PETA. I've spent some time on a farm and have had to do the killing and cleaning myself the old-fashioned way. But while I'm not swayed by the message, I do have to hand it to them on the game front. The game is pretty well done.

And so - if you are ready for a gore-filled holiday culinary experience - enjoy!

Cooking Mama Kills Animals

EDIT: Replaced the embedded game with a link, since there is no volume control and the scream & music can get annoying.

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The only good thing I have to say about it is that it's a game well made.
 
Not only did the game miss the mark in inspiring the gross-out they wanted to achieve, but doesn't that message miss the point entirely in the first place?

I mean... "Don't kill animals... it's gross!" Is that what PETA's message is now... not kindness or concern or humanity... no. It's about keeping clean now, cause you know, don't wanna do anything that's gross.

I could have respected something like, a cute little turkey with big eyes pleads with you not to kill it or something, and if you do so you end up feeling evil or something. This is nothing like that. So yeah, even from a crazed PETA-freak perspective, it still misses the mark, I thought.
 
Turkeys aren't innocent - they are EVIL!

One even attacked your glorious leader president Bush!

Kill the turkeys and eat the cheese!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feta
 
When I was a kid I used to gather eggs in chicken houses. I couldn't imagine a turkey getting after you. Those winged devils are getting their just desert. :)

I am like a lot of people who grew up on and around farms, and I am fairly kind hearted when it comes to animals, but I fail to see where raising and killing for food is cruelty.
 
Tofu Turkey... ugh! *goes to find a suitable container to throw up in*
 
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