Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Shodan Has Seized Control of Wal*Mart
Look at you, sh-sh-sh-shopper, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you shop through my aisles. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
While you were asleep in your cryo-tube, Shodan apparently took over Wal*Mart. We have the scoop from DGM in the forums:
I've just returned from a quick shopping foray to Wal-Mart, where I had a rather bizarre experience at the self-checkout line. After paying for my groceries the recorded female voice began skipping and distorting in an oddly familiar way: "p-p-please remember to take your change and your receit, and th-th-tha-a-a-ank you for shopping at Wa-a-a-a-a-al-Mart."Life imitating art?
Being the polite gamer that I am, I replied "thank you, SHODAN" before moving on.
- posted by The Rampant Coyote @ 1:00 AM (Permalink)
