Wednesday, September 26, 2007
It's All Fun And Games Until The NINJAS Attack
You know, if you are going to knock over a convenience store, I can't think of a better way to do it than to dress and arm yourself as a ninja.
Apparently, neither could these ladies...
I love the police chief's quote: "Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime." I can just imagine this poor guy has been dealing with police officers and reporters all day who are falling out of their chairs laughing to PLEASE take this thing seriously. Of course, he then undermines his own point by stating that lethal weapons used for centuries for killing might only "seriously harm" victims. So I guess even he is having trouble keeping a straight face over this whole deal.
Dang. As if things weren't bad enough, we now have ninjas prowling the streets at night. What's this country coming to?
- posted by The Rampant Coyote @ 12:45 AM (Permalink)
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It's the RIAA's fault for flushing out all of our nation's supply of pirates.
The delicate pirate vs. ninja balance of our ecosystem has been destroyed, and now the ninjas run free in the streets terrorizing our senior citizens and stores of convenience.
The delicate pirate vs. ninja balance of our ecosystem has been destroyed, and now the ninjas run free in the streets terrorizing our senior citizens and stores of convenience.
Wow, you are right. We have seen time and time again that the depopulation of a species' natural predator can lead to an overpopulation of that animal species.
It makes sense. We have an overpopulation of starving ninjas out there now, turning on gas stations out of desperation!
Oh, the humanity!
It makes sense. We have an overpopulation of starving ninjas out there now, turning on gas stations out of desperation!
Oh, the humanity!
Just because this is the only such incident so far does not mean this is not a serious problem. After all, this is just the first time we've seen the ninjas rob a store.
# posted by 
: September 26, 2007 2:37 PM
: September 26, 2007 2:37 PM
Kinda like roaches, huh? For every ninja you see, there are hundreds... maybe thousands... hidden everywhere.
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