You Were Searching For WHAT?
So what search terms are leading people to Rampant Games and this blog?

I'm cribbing from Lum the Mad here, and maybe directing some really weird traffic this way, but some of these were just too entertaining not to share.

So here are the fun search terms for the month of December:


Coyote Evolution - Well, I started as a single-cell amoeba.

Oblivion Adult Mod, Oblivion Adult, Adult Oblivion Mods, Etc. - I don't understand! Everyone in Oblivion is an adult already. There are no children! THAT is what is so creepy! Where the heck do all these adults come from? And nobody else seems to notice. Were their children abducted and all memory of them wiped from their parents' memories? It's a total horror story in the making. We need the "find the children!" mod!

Trogdor Song - YEAH, Baby! My money's on.... TROGDOR!

Oblivion Assassin - And, coincidentally, he also owns a flower shop.

Battlefield Sucks, bf2 sucks - That it does. Though I still enjoy playing it occasionally. When I have time to kill, because I rarely kill anything else.

hunting games for coyotes - Why do I suddenly feel nervous and exposed?

kill the coyote games - Uh, Yeah. Very nervous. Very Exposed.

Coyote Porn - Speaking of being exposed... Trust me, you REALLY don't want to see it.

falcon 4.0 bomb damage assessment - You can do it, but it's more fun causing the bomb damage.

indie game mistakes - And Rampant Games is the result...

fun alzheimer games - I knew of a few, but I forget what they are... But try this.

job interviews - what am i doing wrong - Your beard clashing with your white pantyhose, maybe?

ken boning barbie - I have it on good authority that this is not anatomically possible.

daggerfall azeroth land mass - Daggerfall FTW!

tamagotchi game sex - They hatch from a friggin' EGG, man! Don't get your hopes up.

"coyote" kidnapper - Okay, seriously, guys... should I be worried here?

best pirate story - Arr! It is, isn't it?

like bf2 but better - Hmmm..... Not Trespasser.

cow utter - Utter Destruction, you mean? Muhahahah!

porn passes - But only with a 2.0 GPA

Cute Knight Dream - Do I really want to know about this dream?

Vampire Bloodlines Nudity - Hot Bloodsucking Undead Monster Action!

free pirate stories - I've only got the one, but it's absolutely free.

you must face the gazebo alone - Alright! Another Munchkin player!!!

Coyote Skeletal System - Coyote Porn, Now With 100% Less Skin!

Elder Scrolls Oblivion Yellow Team Champion Sleeping Nude - Because sleeping in plate mail chafes.
- posted by The Rampant Coyote @ 8:08 AM (Permalink)